Stop Asking When We’re Going To Have Another Child

What we didn’t realize is that we are now fair game for round two. And people want to know when it’s going to happen. Between asking if my baby’s walking (no) and who watches him during the workday (well-paid strangers), the inevitable question comes up: When are you going to have another baby?

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Consign Your Kid’s Crap In 32 Easy Steps

I recently realized my basement shelves, filled with huge plastic bins of kids’ clothing, toys, and stuff, was overflowing. My son is not even two years old, and I’m astounded by just how much crap this kid has accumulated. Knowing it needed to go before the shelf collapsed in a dusty pile of pastel blue layette sets, I decided to round it all up and donate it. Then like a sign from the hoarding gods, I got an email for a local consignment event. Before I could think myself out of it, I signed up and got started hauling up clothing bins to start sorting and tagging all his old clothes and toys.

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Teething Is A Bitch

It’s been weeks now since my child has had a good night’s sleep. The utter hell that are first molars are steadily and unapologetically making their grand entrance into their respective places in the top left and right sides of my usually calm toddler’s mouth. It is a slow and painful entrance, and just one of nature’s cruel toddler milestones.

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